#-Kris 🍌

[theflowersandthebeees]

compendium of alters tags on our blog

[krisispiss]

🍹🍸🫗🥃🍷🍾🥂🍻🍺🧉🫖☕🍵🍼🥛🧃🧋🧊🍿🧈🧂🍯🍪🍩🍫🍬🍭🧁🎂🍮🍰🥧🍦🍨🍧🥮🥠🍡🍥🍘🍙🍢🥟🍱🍚🥡🍤🍣🦞🦪🍜🍛🍲🥗🥣🫕🥫🍝🥘🧆🥙🌯🌮🫔🍕🍟🥨🥪🌭🍔🍖🍗🥩🥓🧀🥚🍳🥞🧇🥯🥖🥐🫓🍞🥜🌰🫘🍄‍🟫🥔🧄🍆🍠🥑🫑🫛🥬🥒🍇🍌🍍🫐🥦🌽🫒🥭🍊🥝🧅🥕🍐🍑🍉🍏🫚🌶️🍈🍎🍒🍋‍🟩🍅🥥🍋🍓 <- didnt know what to get Kris, got a lil bit of everything :3

Kris is about to eat every single food emoji live on television

[fruitybashir]

🍌 In your opinion, what’s the funniest joke/reference/pun you’ve made in a fic?

i do still think kris and bojan both forgetting about valentines day was pretty hilarious but ill be honest, i think the most recent fic title is the funniest ive done. at least im having a good laugh about it

like the whole song as a vibe but then especially that line as title bc its so fitting its just. exactly my kinda humour lol

also shoutout to @itskrejsaitsparty bc i was contemplating fic titles til the very last second and was like haha would it be funny if i used that song and then we both simultaneously thought of the same line like--- fate

[hotcat37]

I really liked your answer about missing horror in Käärijä/JO fics, I wanna hear more! <3 do you have some ideas what would make it good?

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I'll answer the fruit ask first and then share some ideas!! :D

what's the funniest joke/reference you've made in your fics?

I generally don't rlly pay attention to humor in my fics tbh, if an idea for a funny moment or dialogue comes to me in the moment I'll write it but otherwise jokes are usually accidental. But something that does come to mind is the subtle running joke in the deaf! Jere AU that Kris is still the only single in the group lmao Also in stalker! Tommy, writing Tommy as being shocked and dejected whenever Jere reacts badly to him doing something evil like killing people is extremely funny to me like what did bro expect 😭☠️

Anyways here's some horror concepts for JO/Kä crew 👀

Stalking in general I feel is a great concept for psychological horror. Whether it be one of the JO/Ka members themselves or stories where the fans are the obsessive ones. I was going to do a stalker! Jan one but I also think a fic where the band/Ka crew have to deal with parasocial fans could be very interesting. I wouldn't think of it as villainizing fans but more so calling out the sometimes scary behavior some people have towards their idols. The more realistically written, the better imo

I'm also very obsessed with doppelganger horror. I wrote a short doppelganger Käärijä story back in the summer but I think this concept would also be super interesting with Häärijä as the evil clone/copy. He's such a comedic relief and unserious character so it'd be very cool to see him in a scarier role like trying to steal Jere's identity etc

Another concept is body horror with Jere but I do feel more hesitant about that one because I was thinking of it in a medical context. How horrific it is to feel your body slowly decaying and that you become weaker and weaker. This one would have to be written very tastefully and considerate though because it's a real trauma Jere went through and I wouldn't just want it to be something written for shock value or gore. But I do think horror is an underrated way to portray those topics

Hope these were interesting anon! ^_^ If anyone wants to experiment with any of these concepts absolutely feel free to btw!!

[the-fictive-haven]

* 🍌potassium -kris deltarune

Kris get the banana! :3

/silly

[skyedancer2006]

🍌 - What's a funny moment you witnessed or were a part of, whether in our out the headspace?

🫐 - Do you celebrate any anniversaries? Syscovery, relationships, birthdays, etc? What do you typically do to celebrate?

Funny moments… hm, that’s a more difficult one. I have not been part of too many, at least not that we remember. In headspace there have been multiple incidents of me using the Red Hands to pick people up like cats to keep them out of (lighthearted) trouble, if that counts.

We celebrate a few anniversaries, or we would like to at least. For now we have to keep it more small-scale, but we do try to at least recognize our syscovery and relationship milestones. Maybe draw something and/or make a post about it on our system blog. Once we are able to do things more freely we might do more to celebrate; we’ll have to see.

Thanks for the ask Kris.

-🔪Omori

[thefloofyfurret]

"Stop Everything! Kris, get the Banana!"

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"Potassium"

[thenocturnenarrator]

b a n a n a

KRIS GET THE BANANA

GET THE BANANA KRIS

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P O T A S S I U M

[vonsterrr]

HOLY MOLY I HEART ROTTMNT AND I HEART DELTARUNE WHAT IS THIS WIN WIN ⁉️⁉️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥💥KRIS WHERE THE HELL WE???? ?? ⁉️⁉️⁉️‼️‼️‼️🍌🍌🍌🍌🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

That one scene but make it an indie game cutscene??

I loved playing deltarune so yeah

[theflowersandthebeees]

somehkw all the deltarune fictives got piled in front

send help /lh

[goatlingsvent]

🍌 not even participating in the event it's just obvious this boycott is doing nothing. Even calling it a boycott is embarrassing because you are still playing the game. It does not matter if you pay money or not as long as you still engage with the platform, dipshit. You can't boycott a mcdonalds while playing in the playplace. You can't half-ass this if you want it to work. If you think not spending five dollars on a cosmetic is enough to make kris regret anything you have to be stupid or a teenager.

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[cakesexuality]

watching s16 of drag race. thoughts?

I feel like the Rate-A-Queen and immunity potion twists went nowhere, aside from letting Plane Jane get a more likeable edit

(Were they trying to copy The Circle with Rate-A-Queen??)

Not the winner I was expecting but I'm also not mad about it

Miss Congeniality was a surprise for reasons I don't want to spoil

I was able to figure out one of the queens on US16 is related to one of the non-RPDR queens I follow based primarily on her makeup, Morphine is sisters with Kris Love Dion

I have a wishlist going of lipsynch assassins I want to see on All Stars and I've added a surprising one to my list -- Megami

(Obviously I have queens like Morphine and Mhi'ya on there too)

I think I like the finale format they introduced in US7 and US8 then brought back for US14, US15, and US16, where each finalist gets a moment in a spotlight with a song custom to her

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[the-hadal-zone-sys]

🍒, 🍌 and 🫐? :)

🍒 - Does your system have insys relationships of any kind? What are the dynamics in those relationships?

Oh yeah, plenty. We've got some romantic, some familial, lots of friends. We've got an insys "married" couple even, with two adopted kids. That's Link and Ramaria, who adopted Kris and Chara.

Uhhh who else... Caleb, Jon, Martin, and Polaris are a big ol' polycule which is fun. Mike and Freminet are boyfriends,, uhh a few other couples here and there.

Suns is basically Spears's dad I think, and he's also an uncle figure to Chara. John and Cloud view each other as siblings, with NotCloud being the self-proclaimed "secret evil triplet."

Hrímfaxi and Mike have some sort of bond only horsegirls understand (silly)

🫐 - Do you celebrate any anniversaries? Syscovery, relationships, birthdays, etc? What do you typically do to celebrate?

We plan to celebrate our syscovery date, it just hasn't been that long yet. Uhhh we don't really do birthdays because it'd be too many people to keep track of, and I don't think anyone remembers their relationship anniversary 😭

[autism2009]

why am i HERE when did i start existing